It’s a rather well known fact that Jeremy Clarkson hates scooters.
Writing in his column not too long ago he said “…they should come standard with Cofins“.  Then went on and on…
” As far as the minor controls are concerned, well . . . you get a horn and lights and indicators, all of which [...]

Jeremy Clarkson on a Scooter-Boat-Top Gear Monster, originally uploaded by chicagoscooterclub.
Jeremy Clarkson hates scooters, or should I say motorbikes, he even thinks they should come standard with a coffin. Nevertheless, here he is on what appears to be another producer based challenge that leads the Top Gear Trio to certain doom. Remember when they made [...]