Okay so it’s a Vertika Cruiser a “Tryke Motorcycle–y thing” seen at the Cycle World International Motorcycle Shows® here in Chicago last weekend.
This thing has none of the benefits of a Scooter, a motorcycle, or a convertible for that matter. You can’t park it or get through traffic like a two wheeled vehicle can [...]

We’ve all seen it; Guinness Book of Records world fattest twins on mini-bikes, and variations of it throughout the years.  Fat People and scooters…WHY?
While you ponder that, check out the latest in the stereotype threat out of Germany.

goodbye Gov’na, originally uploaded by chicagoscooterclub.
Welcome to Illinois where our Governors are on COPS.
Yep, ol’ Blago is joining Ryan in the pokey, looks like he was caught Nixon style being recorded red handed. Worst of all he was Blackmailing the freaking CUBS and tried sell or hold hostage for money Obamas Senate Seat!!!  SCUMBAG!!
Does [...]

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Lifesaver-wildberry-sourSID, originally uploaded by chicagoscooterclub.
So I join the CHiScooter Group on Yahoo and right away this guy’s making fun of me. Okay that’s cool I get it I’m the new guy and I must admit what I wrote on the form was a little on the dork side.
But Shit Sid let a brother in [...]

palinMOD, originally uploaded by chicagoscooterclub.
Nice scooter you SHEBUSH; I still ain’t voting for you!
This nut ball thinks that humans and DINOSAURS are only 6000 years old. She also believes the End of the world will be in her LIFE TIME!
Don’t Panic.
Reminder Debate round 2 Tuesday 8pm.

dogday, originally uploaded by chicagoscooterclub.
So there’s this guy in California robbing banks, and during the robberies he wears a Full-faced Helmet. Now, somehow the FBI or Press, or both have dubbed him “The Scooter Bandit”.
When I first caught news of this I thought to myself, “man i wonder what type of scooter he has? [...]

hummer-scooter, originally uploaded by chicagoscooterclub.
So, here it is.
That which will make all of our lives a little less, a little more frustrating, and a lot more embittered.
Okay truth be told it’s only a concept, but if you think about it, if those NASCAR folk ever considered a scooter this would be it.
So we ask the [...]