Goodbye Gov’na!
Welcome to Illinois where our Governors are on COPS.
Yep, ol’ Blago is joining Ryan in the pokey, looks like he was caught Nixon style being recorded red handed. Worst of all he was Blackmailing the freaking CUBS and tried sell or hold hostage for money Obamas Senate Seat!!! SCUMBAG!!
Does Northwester or Pepperdine not teach ethics? How did this idiot even get in those schools, I mean the level of his stupidity or sheer lack of respect of the law and office for which he held is disgusting.
Click the read more for a list of Prison slang ol’ Blago will need to know.
Hooch: Bread and fruit kept in a plastic bag until it ferments and becomes alcoholic. Disgusting!
Cho-Mo/Tree-Jumper: A child molester…the most hated person in prison.
Punk/bitch/Ho: Someone who “takes it in the back.â€
Bootie Flu: AIDs
Peckerwood: A racist white guy.
Cap: A cap off chapstick which is used to measure weed.
Lean: Cough syrup that after heated and cooled can give you a buzz.
Moist: Means you’re soft.
Canteen: Stuff sold to inmates from the state.
Store: The prison hustler who sells canteen outta his cell.
Keister Bunny: Someone who keeps his butt packed with something.
Fifi: Something used to simulate sex. You roll a trash bag in a towel and put warm liquid inside


