My Halloween…road around yelling out what you were

So here I am, close to midnight a block from my house where I should be, but instead I’m in a shit bar; listening to Billy phucking Joel.

Don’t get me wrong I’ve had a great holiday, in fact it’s the best! For phuck sake I’ve started a new tradition, at least new for me.

Halloween…..
Scooter…..
Yelling….
People in costume….

They love it, all you have to have is marginal knowledge of pop culture and just scream out what you think they are dressed as, and you win. You win their hearts, their energy, and their cheers and howls in the Halloween night to move you on to the next set.

There’s the slutty every and any.. thing, there’s the zombies, the good and the damn dude watch a movie, there’s the witches that beg for Monty Python, and the douche bag who thinks his high school football uniform will still get him laid.

My point is ride by them, yell out who, or what they are…they love it…and so will you.

So I hope you all had a great holiday, a great pumpkin Charlie Brown, and here’s to next year; to never screaming out Joe the Plumber again.