Couldn’t they’ve just stopped with phucking up a car?

hummer-scooter, originally uploaded by chicagoscooterclub.

So, here it is.

That which will make all of our lives a little less, a little more frustrating, and a lot more embittered.

Okay truth be told it’s only a concept, but if you think about it, if those NASCAR folk ever considered a scooter this would be it.

So we ask the question:

What would make NASCAR folk consider a scooter?

• All wheel drive and a Pabst Blue Ribbon Holder
• A horn the rings Deep In The Heart Of Texas….Standard
• What would Chuck Norris Do button…..Standard
• Runs on Blood

For the love of shutever you believe in; why is this even a concept?

This is not the Hummer you’re looking for…..